#bruce is stuck trying to figure out which identical feral child is his

[chaoswarfare]

Imagine it just turning into them fighting on the gala floor like feral raccoons.

They’ve both dealt with clone shenanigans, and damian definitely looks absolutely pissed, so the first instinct here is ‘incapacitate, interrogate, and keep it from hurting anyone’.

It would be even better if at that point both of them are so wound up that bruce can’t tell who is who and sam is still being dragged around by her parents, so he just buckles down and takes both of them with him before the reporters see(both of them are claiming not to be the clone and he does not have time for this(the reporters lurking for a scoop already know. there is no more hiding it.)).

Bruce leaves both of them sedated in the bat cave(sorry Damian, neither would stop fighting or accusing each other of being a clone long enough to verify who was who.), and to wakes up two hours later after falling asleep at the computer to Tim asking him what the hell he was doing snatching a kid directly from a gala.

ok i know typically danny and damian are twins fics are all serious and "i thought you were dead!" "i thought you didn't want to find me!" bu tis it too much to ask for danny and damian to meet at a gala(sam dragged danny there) and they just go